If you need a refresher on what Christmas is all about, Klaus Blatter‘s got you covered.
In his latest video the enigmatic, Dortmund-based acid producer tells a story many of us know well. But it seems that other sources managed to leave out several key facts: mainly that God and Jesus were both DJs and the entire Christmas story happened at a rave. In his trademark narration over pounding acid beats, Blatter fills in the gaps of the original legend while raving next to God, Mary and Joseph before delivering one simple message: “Christmas. Techno. Dance.”
We choose to believe this version. Watch the video above.