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Someone Wants To Finally Ban Tech-House Forever

Can you imagine a world without tech-house?

Do you find tech house an assault on the senses? Do those silly filter cut-offs and inane lyrics make you so mad that you would happily ban the Beatport Top 100 from ever being amplified in public again?

If so, then you now have a chance to make your voice heard. A “Ban Tech House From Existing” petition has emerged on Change.org, and you can be one of its first signatories. To the esteemed ears of the author of the petition, “Being successful as a tech house DJ is like being a successful subway sandwhich [sic] artist or winning the biggest pumpkin award at the county fair.” If you agree, you might want to head here. We are pretty sure that the whole thing is a stupid prank, but hey, stranger things have happened.

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